Quickie: Pimp your taHOe

This is awesomely terrible in just about every way possible.

Bagged with 7 switches?  Check!
Lambo doors?  Check!
Hideous wanna-be pimp interior with way too much going on?  Check!!!

The seller is worried about scammers, but includes his or her home address in the ad.  Interesting choice, that one.

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Santa Ana, CA
$5,500

Excessively lowered with oversize wheels, but doesn’t look SO bad, huh?

It just got worse:  Lambo doors!  We’re not finished, either.

Use them switches, boy!

The inside is a whole different level of crap.  Seller claims Coach and Burberry combine with Ostrich.  Dash pieces are a particularly tasteful touch.  Edit:  There’s apparently alligator, as well.  That must explain the dash top?

Yeah, okay, there’s the Burberry part – genuine, we’re sure.

 Don’t forget the giant screen that blocks any rear view.

Ad text:

97 custom Tahoe it has 24″ rims bagged front n back 7 switch interior coach, alligator, ostrich, n Burberry, lambo doors n more 6500 obo call or send me a message 657-xxx-xxxx make me a offer 
Ablo español hagan me una oferta. OR TRADE just send me photos by mail.
xxx S xxx St Santa Ana Ca 92703
No scams u know people like u doing shit don’t waste my time swindler


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