Tag: Piece of Shit

  • SHOCK NEWS: Only Four Saturn Relays with Under 100K Miles are Currently on Autotrader!

    SHOCK NEWS: Only Four Saturn Relays with Under 100K Miles are Currently on Autotrader!

    You have to see it to believe it: Click for proof!

  • Misspelled and Misguided: 300ZX “Scorpian”

    Misspelled and Misguided: 300ZX “Scorpian”

    The “Z32” 300ZX is a wonderfully and cleanly styled vehicle.  It’s too bad some can’t leave them alone.  The two bits of good news here are stock wheels and manual shifter.  The seller provides mileage, but no other information on condition.  Also, there are no interior shots, so we can’t comment on overall condition, even…

  • Donkilicious Buick Centurion

    Donkilicious Buick Centurion

    Apparently, this Buick Centurion once belonged to Darren McFadden, the Doak Walker award-winning running back now with the Dallas Cowboys.  Perhaps it’s for sale because the colors don’t work for his current team.  Of course, these aren’t Raiders or Razorback colors, either; so that may not be it.  Regardless, this features 32-inch wheels, donkilicious lift…

  • Rolling Cliché: Maserati Biturbo with Fire Damage

    Rolling Cliché: Maserati Biturbo with Fire Damage

    What’s the first thing that comes to mind when someone says “Maserati Biturbo?”  If you said “Shitbox Market Letter”, then you’re either me or my brother.  Most people say “fire.” Biturbo owners sometimes get offended and call the fire danger a cliché; but this one, like so many, has roots in the truth. This car…

  • Dumped 4-Runner Project

    Dumped 4-Runner Project

    Like yesterday’s Cutlass lowrider, this is an incomplete project based on a terrible idea.  Is it too late to save it? Let’s try to figure out just what we have here.  It’s a ’92 4Runner on hydraulics, it has no engine or trans, it comes with a right-hand drive dash and steering box (not installed)…

  • WTT means What The Truck?!

    WTT means What The Truck?!

    It seems someone has decided it makes sense to combine a 1985 Dodge shortbed pickup with a 2003 Mercedes Benz ML320 frame, powertrain and drivetrain.  Not surprisingly, they didn’t get far, and now the seller wants you to bail him (or her?) out of this madness. The seller does describe this pretty well, so we…

  • Why Doesn’t YOUR Automatic, V6 Accord Have Fairies?

    Why Doesn’t YOUR Automatic, V6 Accord Have Fairies?

    Today’s feature is mind boggling. This is a 1992 Honda Accord with lambo-style scissor doors, 20-inch rimz and a number of other poor choices. The owner claims this car has 158K miles and seven TVs.  Do you need more info? Maybe you do: The “car club” associated with this vehicle has a MySpace page!  It…

  • Pontiac T1000 Project

    Pontiac T1000 Project

    If you absolutely must have a Pontaic T1000, you have serious problems.  That being said, here’s one for sale. The T1000 was Pontiac’s twin to the Chevy Chevette, although this came along in about the sixth model year for Chevette.  Cooler heads must have left the company or caved to CAFE rules after years of…

  • An Astro “Show Car”?

    An Astro “Show Car”?

    Yes, that’s what this claims to be. This is an Astro van with a nasty body kit, poor color choices, airbags and no mention of any engine work.  What more can I say? Click for Craigslist ad Beautiful Downtown Culver City, CA $3,800 -CG The seller states that this is a “fully unique body kit”…

  • A Free Spirit worth Saving?

    A Free Spirit worth Saving?

    I confess I had never heard of this ‘special’ edition Buick until I saw this ad.  An article at Examiner.com gives you more than enough background on this.  Basically, this was an Indy 500 pace car replica, though About the only good news here is the 350 V8 with a four barrel.  As noted in the…