Tag: Creepy as hell

  • Awesomely Bad, Africa-Themed 70s Van

    Awesomely Bad, Africa-Themed 70s Van

    Lots of 70s van had murals, but we’ve never seen one with an Egyptian/northern Africa theme quite like this.  Also, we rarely see murals in such good condition. The seller claims this is one of few modified by Dodge; but we have no reason to believe this wasn’t a dealer- or owner-commissioned custom.  That was…

  • The Warrior – A Delightful Combination of Hideous and Creepy

    The Warrior – A Delightful Combination of Hideous and Creepy

    What do you get when you add murals, mods, tufting, custom cabinets, a Vista Cruiser roof and far too many LED lights to an Astro van?  This – THE WARRIOR! The seller is both the 4th and 2nd owner of this van.  Apparently, he sold it and then traded something to get it back.  Somewhere…

  • French Creepy Van – Peugeot 4DA

    French Creepy Van – Peugeot 4DA

    Okay, it doesn’t have to be creepy, but any van can qualify with the right, subtle touches.  Regarless of creepy factor, this is a rare Peugeot van. The seller says this is for parts only, but it’s not clear whether that’s because of a lack of title or something else.  This appears to be complete…

  • Simultaneously Cool and Creepy Van

    Simultaneously Cool and Creepy Van

    Here we have a van with no windows, few seats and plenty ‘o shag carpet.  That’s creepy.   It’s also in light colors and appears to have been very well maintained.  That’s cool.  The end result might be something of a sleeper: harmless from the outside, but creepy on the inside. The seller was nice…

  • Serial Killer Train?

    Serial Killer Train?

    This looks like something any kid would enjoy – a miniature steam train and 750 feet of track.  Why, then, is essentially no one having any fun in any of the pics.  Where did this man take these people? Click for eBay ad Madison, NC $37,000 with NO bids,reserve not met and $50K BIN price…

  • Gangster Limo

    Gangster Limo

    If you are a Gangster and you are looking for a limo painted with bedliner, then you have come to the right place.  No cash?  No problem?  The seller will take an assortment of guns and ammo in trade. Here is the original Craigslist ad  1984 Caddy Gangster Limo – $3200 (Davenport, ia.) Heres my…

  • Creepy van #2103484

    Creepy van #2103484

    This is the best creepy 70s van we’ve seen in a while. The seller even claims relatively low miles and it has the top Mopar van engine from ’78, the 360. Click for Craigslist ad Venice, CA (therefore there’s a good chance someone has lived in this…) $2,700 Damn, this paint job rocks!  Seriously, who…

  • Bring a black light!  (Van content)

    Bring a black light! (Van content)

    Where to begin with this?  This van appears to have it all – ugly custom paint, textured shag carpet, wood paneling, bar, fridge, accessory AC and plaid on the seats AND headliner.  It’s also being sold by a charity, so this is for a good cause!  It truth, this vehicle may stand as proof that…

  • Another Van Quickie: SHAGgin’ wagon

    Another Van Quickie: SHAGgin’ wagon

    We don’t even have to ask if anyone will let a child near this one.  At least the seller has a sense of humour.  The percent surface area covered in shag is absolutely amazing, and we love the love next in the back.  Also, the owner just spent $290,000 on brakes?!  What a bargain at…

  • Brown 70s van – does it get better?

    Brown 70s van – does it get better?

    I have to respect anyone who is “selling to move into another van project.”  Click for details… Click for Craigslist ad $2,000 in Simi Valley, CA You gotta love 70s stripes.  The only thing better would be a full-on mural, but this is close. As much as we love this one, we must admit it…