Because the ’76 Eldorado just wasn’t gaudy enough.

This ’76 El Deora appears to be a dealer kit from the peak of hideous Detroit gaudiness.  This reminds us of the pimp-mobile(see last image) in that bad ’70s James Bond film with all the AMC products.  Modern hipsters are sure to love this.

This is a great ad quote:  “at one point the gentlemen was backing out of his garage & wasn’t in his prime at the time. he had a little greek statue in his drive way “he backed into it he was 85+ years old when he placed a dent on the passenger rear panel”

Of course the person who bought this has a greek statue in his driveway.

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03/23/2013 Update: Sold for $8,599…impressive!  We’ll see if it pops back up.

70s JC Whitney buyers must have gotten ideas from this car.  It has it all!

Shockingly, there aren’t too many interior changes evident.

8-track offers maximum hipster street cred.

Comes complete with tapes!

Here’s the bond-mobile. Okay, it’s a little weirder…

Ad text:

Up for Auction IS A VERY RARE! ONE ORIGINAL OWNER 1976 Cadillac El Deora / El Dorado 1 OF ONLY 3 EVER MADE! Sold New from Don Lucas Cadillac Dealership in San Francisco CA: with just 22,795 Documented Original Miles &  it was still in the city where little cable cars climb half way to the stars ” That is until I sent it to Palm Springs CA: ” less then 3 months ago THIS SLEEPING BEAUTY IS AWAITING FOR HER NEW OWNER/PRINCE TO AWAKE HER 

IT IS SAID THAT IN 1976 THERE WAS ONLY 3 OF THESE TRUELY WONDERFUL AND VERY RARE EL DEORAS MADE WITH THE CUSTOM ROLLS ROYCE GRILLE/CAP  ALL OF THE CHROME IS IN WONDERFUL SHAPE ALSO IS ALL THE GLASS

I was the first to have it taken out of the same garage that it as been in for years. BLUE PLATES! (1)-One CA: Owner it’s Whole Life… who has had it in the same garage from new till this day where I’ve came across this lovely sleeping beauty!
THIS LOVELY AND VERY RARE CADILLAC IS A TRUE TIME CAPSLE! NO SUN DAMAGE – NO RUST – NO CRACKS IN THE DASH – NOR DOOR PANELS  THE HEADLINER IS IN GREAT SHAPE INTERIOR LOOKS AS IF IT WERE NEW EVEN HAS THE SCENT AS IF IT WERE IT IS STILL PLUSH “SOFT TO THE TOUCH”  “HARD TO FIND IN A VINTAGE CLASSIC CADILLAC” ALL THE SPACERS ARE IN TACT & IN GREAT  SHAPE FOR ITS AGE “Notice Photos” STILL HAS THE ORIGINAL HAND PAINTED LIPSTICK RED PIN STRIPE 100% Original,  even down to the pink slip / title “its the little square pink one” that is signed off & clear ready to go… Several Old Registration Cards Dating Back To The Early 1980’s – Early 1990’s Original 8-Track Tape That Was Given Out When You Bought A Automobile From GM,  (EVEN HAS THE BOX FOR IT)  Also other 8-tracks that was in the car. “Originally Owned By The Owner Of The Car” artists such as Frank Sinatra – Elvis Presley – Andy Williams – Nat King Cole – Shirley Bassi – Connie Francis – Etc.  
Original Owners Manual & Maintenance Schedule…  Has Maintenance Sticker On Drivers Door. Stating the Millage @ 20.000 & i have Maintenance Receipts That State the Millage @ 22,309 for all you wondering if the millage is original  IT SURE IS!…  EVERY OPTION WORKS LIKE A CHARM! feast your eyes upon the photographs / videos below… This ole gal needs a little spa day & some lipstick! “Remember folks its been setting for a while sadly after the gentlemen has passed away” at one point the gentlemen was backing out of his garage & wasn’t in his prime at the time. he had a little greek statue in his drive way “he backed into it he was 85+ years old when he placed a dent on the passenger rear panel “Notice Photos” It can use very minor TLC as it is an ALL ORIGINAL AUTOMOBILE From 1976, NON SMOKER – ONE OWNER – “ELDERLY COUPLE” IN GREAT CONDITION ALWAYS GARAGED VERY LOW ORIGINAL DOCUMENTED MILES @ 22,795 IS MIND BLOWING! MUST SEE! TO APPRECIATE,  if interested & or have any questions feel free to call (415)xxx-xxxx Ask for Pete. 

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